The “You Are The Tits” Pop-up ? Card

$12.95

SKU: YOUR-ARE-THE-TITS-POP-UP-CARD Categories: ,

The “You Are The Tits” Pop-up card is our beautiful and busty card that just loves to flaunt it.

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Activated = Ready to Go Off For Hours Once Pressed. Safe-Mode = Shipped with Safety Tag Still in, Ready for Testing / Gifting Yourself.

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The “You Are The Tits” Pop-up card is our beautiful and busty card that just loves to flaunt it.

Upon gifting, the recipient is faced with two simple words, ‘YOU ARE’. Faced with the dire consequences of never knowing what they possibly are, they commence to open, only to be faced with two very large and beautiful breasts and the words ‘The Tits’. Now, you can’t get any more complimentary than that!

Give your friend a compliment (we rarely do complimentary cards!) to one of your friends today, with our hilarious pop-up ‘You are the Tits’ ? card.