Eat A 🍆- The “Happy Birthday” Box

$23.95

SKU: CHOC-DKS-HPPY-BRTDY Categories: ,

The “Happy Birthday” Box is our celebratory chocolate dick in a box! The fun, birthday-themed design will more than fool any unsuspecting recipient on what truly lies within

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The “Happy Birthday” Box is our celebratory chocolate dick in a box! The fun, birthday-themed design will more than fool any unsuspecting recipient on what truly lies within.

This chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm

Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse in the USA.